Because who can resist a good beard?
Your house, your pet, your shoes, your partner, your clothes...ALL WILL BE CLEANSED.
To beard, or not to beard, that is the question.
You can stay hydrated and still be thirsty.
"I'm sure there's gonna be something about boners."
Go on, become a beard believer.
"We're coming to cut your internet off, that's it."
To beard or not to beard. THAT IS THE QUESTION.
Test your beard IQ!
Who knew granddads could also be daddies?
Unlike the rest of the world, we want your soul patch, chinstrap, or cruststache.
For, you know, when you can’t get to your scripture.
CAN'T. LOOK. AWAY.
You should probably clear some space on your bathroom counter.
Is it big and bushy or neatly trimmed?
Subtle changes that make a big difference.
Spot the stubble.
Where'd you go, little buddy?
"Sometimes I wish I had soft skin too."
It's on, so it's been shaved off.
This is all too mooch.
"I haaaaate it."
’Cause beards aren't hot enough already.
“You look like my uncle.”
“My face is all one tone and that only happens when you’re dead.”
The two men and teenager, from Manchester, were in Canada for treatment for an eye condition.
He's gone full Santa.
Every ice cream cone is a challenge.
Everything is completely fucked.
Beards were a hot "science" topic in 2015, but calling these stories scientific is stretch.
We wish you a merry beard and a happy new beard.
Or maybe it's just us?
One man tests his beard for fecal matter, the rest of the world takes a sigh of relief.
“Being a lumbersexual is more sexual than lumber.”
Tu cheez badi hai mast mast.
The Gay Beards have serious facial hair game.
It's gonna get hairy.
The club heads to the Great White North.
A great beard can shave your life.
“If I went back through all of these, I would still get wrong answers.”
"I feel like I'm cheating on you!"
It's for a movie.
"No, I don't know what a lumbersexual is."
Over 67,000 people have hit attending already.
Cavemen used beards to intimidate each other. Hot.
Do not try this at home.
Guys decide to have some fun with their facial hair….while their girlfriends & friends sit back in horror.
Hairy Styles, anyone?
The only award that matters, tbh.
"Historic" as in black history, that is. But good beards should be enjoyed by all.
Their beards may be cold, but these dudes are on fire.
Whiskers this way.
RIP facial hair, you were so thick.
Babies are the best humans.
Featuring the Internet's new darling, "apparently" kid, an adorable surfing seal, and a baby that loves Katy Perry.
I got 9 problems but a beard ain't one.
"A man without a beard is like bread without a crust."— Lithuanian proverb. With SLIDEY THING!
Stephen Crabb MP has become the first Conservative cabinet minister with a beard since 1905.
When it comes to beards, Singh is king.
The Department of Defense's new policy will extend to all religions recognized by the military, including Wicca.
In the Middle East and North Africa, beards continue to be a source of political and religious controversy.
Sometimes we all need a Beard Break
I can show you a beard, shining, shimmering, spleeeeendid...
Who says women can’t grow beards? In honor of Octobeard, here are some of the most grizzly ladies I could find. Looks like there may be some unplanned competition for the men.