"I'm sure there's gonna be something about boners."
Go on, become a beard believer.
"We're coming to cut your internet off, that's it."
Who even are you?!
To beard or not to beard. THAT IS THE QUESTION.
Test your beard IQ!
Are you team cargo shorts or nah?
Who knew granddads could also be daddies?
Unlike the rest of the world, we want your soul patch, chinstrap, or cruststache.
For, you know, when you can’t get to your scripture.
CAN'T. LOOK. AWAY.
You should probably clear some space on your bathroom counter.
It's a curse.
So fresh AND so clean.
Is it big and bushy or neatly trimmed?
Subtle changes that make a big difference.
Spot the stubble.
Where'd you go, little buddy?
Maybe it's growing out of his face. Maybe it's Maybelline.
"Sometimes I wish I had soft skin too."
It's on, so it's been shaved off.
No I'm not growing a beard, I just can't be arsed getting rid of it.
Sorry for ignoring you for the last ten years.
This is all too mooch.
I like your beard.
"I haaaaate it."
’Cause beards aren't hot enough already.
“You look like my uncle.”
“My face is all one tone and that only happens when you’re dead.”
The two men and teenager, from Manchester, were in Canada for treatment for an eye condition.
He's gone full Santa.
Every ice cream cone is a challenge.
We are not worthyyyyy.
Simple yet effective.
Everything is completely fucked.
Beards were a hot "science" topic in 2015, but calling these stories scientific is stretch.
We wish you a merry beard and a happy new beard.
Or maybe it's just us?
One man tests his beard for fecal matter, the rest of the world takes a sigh of relief.
Hipsters: that's not a beard. This is a beard.
“Being a lumbersexual is more sexual than lumber.”
Tu cheez badi hai mast mast.
Scruff is more than enough.
The Gay Beards have serious facial hair game.
It's gonna get hairy.
Did @PostBadBeards turn up the temperature in here or is that just us?
The club heads to the Great White North.
A great beard can shave your life.