Thank goodness you are not against another team.
The papers claim that Mary Berry Everyday has routinely left Britain "shocked and appalled." Let's work out whether it is acceptable to eat pizza with a knife and fork.
Well, it was hard to find any good news in 2016 anyway.
Where would you fall in the Shelby family?
In an exclusive interview with BuzzFeed News, Top Gear presenter Chris Evans said the show was a success and addressed the ratings AND THE SHOUTING.
"Women still have to pay 5% VAT on tampons because they are a luxury item. A luxury? THEY'RE TAMPONS."
"I like it low and slow. Low. And. Slow."
Not only do you have to work out what the missing vowels are, you have to work out what the category the word is too. It's just as infuriating as the show itself.
Think that you could handle it better than all of the egos in the show? Well, Lord Sugar will see you now.
"I'm ganaching my buns."
Two channels tweeted each other, and a delightful pun battle was born.
There's even a bit where they pour out jam for absolutely no reason.
BBC Two's new gangster drama is the best new show of the season.