I cannot picture a scenario in which you will not enjoy this game. At the very least, it's bound to be more fun than whatever garbage Scott is posting for Game Battle. Prove me wrong.
You all loved the first one, so why not kill the rest of your afternoon on the sequel. Go on, you didn't have anything better to do today.
Earn To Die is a really great upgrade game that takes place in a barren, zombie-infested wasteland. So, you know, it's got something for everyone!
Here's a glorious Tower Defense game for a Thursday afternoon. Protect your roads from hordes of orcs with strategically placed towers. This is definitely what you want to be doing with the rest of your day.
I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.
On this day, the saddest Game Battle day in the history of Game Battles, let's put our troubles aside for a moment and save the motherfucking galaxy. Puzzles! Robots! You know what to do! Use your skillz to save the day!
Guide the canary through the space cave and cut your way through the rocks blocking your path.
Bob loves money.
Build your corporate empire from the ground up in this addictive office simulator.
This is a really tough one. Your goal is to guide the duck (the red dot) out of the pond (the big circle) without letting the fox (the blue dot) catch it.
Infected is a fun game that is similar to checkers. The big difference is that it's not boring like checkers.
This is a tough game to get through.
The story of a lost robot.
Give the zombies the old bait-and-switch by luring them into traps using delicious brains.
Use gravity to blast your enemies into oblivion before fleeing to the other side of your tiny planet and avoid incoming missiles.
Choose the right doors and make your way through the tower of a thousand grisly deaths.
You're the new guy at a big nameless corporation, and if you want to get anywhere in your career, you need to work your way to the top.
This is an oldie, but I just discovered it and can't stop playing it.
Control gravity to help get your duck get the golden egg.
Build up your music sales empire to become the greatest record shop in existence.
Jack and Scott aren't around today, so I need some competition for game battle this week.
Hit those stupid pampered lords where it hurts.
A clever little puzzle platformer involving doors.
Upgrade your pixelated little fighter to take on increasingly difficult waves of bad guys.
The latest installment in the insanely popular Grow series of games.
Climb up a series of enormous monsters to find their weak points and bring them down. It's pretty much a flash version of Shadow of the Colossus, which is an amazing game, so go bananas.
Use your creature to push the crate into the thing. Don't get eaten by bugs! (Via.)
Launch your peasants at the encroaching orc minions and earn cash to upgrade your armaments.
Mindless, physics-game fun. Shoot the balls into the balls to make the balls disappear.
This game is extremely violent! In a fun way. Enjoy.
Solipskier is an iPhone app port that is one part Canabalt and one part Line Rider, and all parts fun way to kill some time.
Everyone's favorite achievement-hunting little blue elephant is back, now with an even more insane amount of achievements to discover.
Use your cannon to blow up all the dark-colored baddies while doing your best to keep the light-colored goodies out of harms way.
Help a blue collar computer tech solve a set of increasingly difficult puzzles to reset a pair of supercomputers that are orbiting one another.
A challenging new set of maps for the domination strategy game Little Stars for Little Wars in which you command your fleets to take control of neighboring star systems before your enemy does.
Eliminate the like-colored blocks, but be careful not to let your load become too unbalanced.
You're a turnip. An action turnip.
The Queen of this retro platformer style castle needs you to save her!
A defender-style game with an upgrade system that will help keep those sticky-fingered brats off your bumper.
Make Fluffy bloody! The best thing you can hope for is that these kitties hit a pile of explosives. Anyone who has something bad to say about this game is just plain sick .
Relive the magic with this realistic simulation.
Scott reposted my game, so I'm going to post a new one because games are fun.
LISTEN UP, BUZZPOKES! We can't let that bastard Jack win Game Battle this week. Luckily, I found an awesome game for you all. Loved is a moody and stylish game that emphasizes story-telling over the gimmicky techniques that some nefarious editors rely on.
One part Infectonator, one part Dungeons & Dragons, all parts fun.
It's going to be a beautiful holiday weekend, why not spend it all indoors playing flash games?
A classic platformer game where you control a slug who slides around the levels, trying to keep your pH levels in check.
Take control of your adorable little blue tanks and wrestle command of the battlefield from the sinister red tanks.
An addictive tower defense style game with some RPG elements to mix things up a little bit.
A shopping cart hero is something to be.