Sitting on the same side of the table as your date.
"Did you pass the bar exam?
They really don't like making mojitos.
*Mixes them all together*
You're actually legally allowed to break people's fingers if they snap them at you. (Maybe.)
Why do so many people tear up those cardboard coasters?
You don’t need to keep trying to get our attention. We see you.
Because charts and graphs are what you need when you're a bit pissed.
Hopefully not all on the same night, though. Inspired in part by this video.
If you do more than one of these, you're probably a terrible person.
They've heard all our secrets, now we can hear theirs.
How long do those lemons and limes REALLY sit out? BuzzFeed talked to real bartenders to find out their secrets, tips, and tricks for getting your booze on.
Throw an extra buck or two in next time you tip. They earned it.
Have you stopped lately to think about the robotic bartenders that make our daily lives so much easier? Let's take this moment to pay tribute to the very best automated drink-slingers before they inevitably turn on humanity and enslave us all!