Probably not, because it's not an easy gig!
Some helpful ~tips~ on tipping.
Best fails, bar none.
Shake up your cocktail repertoire.
Boxes full of wine, whiskey, cheesecake, vegan, and gluten-free goodies, and more!
Half bought + half homemade = one perfect and thoughtful gift.
All things your boozy friends and family will love, and that won't break the bank.
"Insta story gonna be lit tonight!"
Yeah, no ice doesn't mean strong...
Maintain eye contact!
"Yo a fight is going to break out."
For once you'll be telling the truth when you say: "I'm only going out for one drink".
An adventure that includes foot stabbing, Spanish films, and tacos.
You should definitely know what you want before you get the bartender's attention.
Why do so many people tear up those cardboard coasters?
"Is all of England like Harry Potter?"
Drunk in love. For real.
No one ever got free shots by asking for them.
Once a spoonie, always a spoonie. But hopefully not.
Michael Robert Hoyt was indicted last week for allegedly plotting to shoot the speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.
It's hard work bein' cute and holding down a job. (H/T Grub Street)
"You put your hand — ever so gently — ON MY ASS and asked if you could take me to go."
Bartenders deserve good tips just for remembering all these cocktail recipes.
They've heard all our secrets, now we can hear theirs.
The service industry giveth and the service industry taketh away.
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." — Ron Burgundy
Plus 5 reasons U.S.A. shouldn't be too sad about losing to Canada, the 17 most uncomfortable Game of Thrones moments, and why you should stop drinking coffee in the morning.
Plus a burger made with the body and blood of Christ, the question of realism in the new sci-fi film "Gravity," and a coloring book based on Salt-n-Pepa.
Plus a super-advanced robotic bartending system, 6 miserably failed TV shows featuring puppets, and a haunting look at the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy.
Ranking the fictional bartenders we all wish were real.
I got a lot of awkward propositions while working as a bartender in grad school. Believe me, you're not as charming as you think.
I don't even want to think about what would have happened if he spilled it.