"I have an iced coffee for...Orgy."
Why drink water when you can drink coffee, amirite?
Death before decaf.
These stories are soy unbelievable.
Thanks a latte.
I'll take the "Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino..."
It's not as easy as you think.
The company is beta testing My Starbucks Barista, a chatbot that allows you to order your lattes via voice and text.
Liquid masterpieces poured by the pros.
Pot? Anal? Corky?
Your eye still twitches whenever somebody says “expresso”.
Enjoy that decaf cappuccino of go fuck yourself.
It's like tea-leaf reading, but for coffee people.
Cue all the ~feels~.
"Four Degrees Under Boiling Point!"
Con un poco de azúcar, vainilla, nata, extra shot y extra de caramelo esa píldora que os dan.
A masters class gets...interesting.
You want exactly 1.5 sugar packets halfway through your drink?
Yes, that's a macchiato.
June = John?
"I want a small, skinny, sugar-free vanilla, decaf latte... and then a chocolate doughnut." *eyes roll forever*
“My boss doesn’t know that so far I have slept with 3 customers.” All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Annnnnnnd it's a perfect rosetta.
It's official: the world's best cup of coffee is right here in Australia.
Certains sont même NSFW, si vous pouvez le croire.
Were you born to sling lattes? Play this memory game and find out!
Janine Hughes said she took two sips of the drink and it tasted like iron.
"You look too young to be a barrister." "That's because I'm a BARISTA."
Shout out to all the people with unusual names! This video is for you.
"I was racially vilified at The Coffee Nazi and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Because coffee is your daily grind. Literally.
You might want to rethink ordering that Skinny Vanilla Latte. These baristas took to Whisper to serve up some of their steamiest secrets.
Er, actually make that in Middle Earth.
You may never be able to order the same way again....
Pull one of these out at a party! Or a funeral. Whatever.
If you say expresso one more time...
Just a few quick, easy ways to be an annoying customer.
Japanese barista Kazuki Yamamoto showcases his skills on his Twitter account.
It's never too early to train your children to make your coffee for you.
DISCLAIMER: If you are, say, an old man who orders a strawberry lemonade or a child who orders a quad espresso, I do apologize. This chart doth not apply to thee.