*Beats dead horse*
*drinks all the whiskey*
Because you'll get fired. You'll get fired almost immediately.
Not that you need a ton of convincing.
Raise a glass to the best and most creative chalkboards known to man.
Meet me at all of these places for happy hour tonight.
Marketing: you're doing it right.
You can take your weekday mornings, and shove them.
It's always sad to see a really great idea sink under the weight of its own brilliance.