I know what you'll be toting around all season long!
"I'm just embarrassed because I used to love them, and now they're trash!"
"When things go missing in my life, it can either be in my dance bag or my cat's litter box."
That is, if they stop looking at the 'gram long enough to open your gift.
These prezzies hit the bullseye.
The H and the M should stand for "holidays and merriment," IMHO.
You spend 40 hours a week together. You don't even spend that much time with your mother!
Without the Goop price tag.
Fun fact: Alpacas communicate by humming.
For the person on your list who's environmentally woke.
Your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs — and maybe a few other things.
Yep, I totally bought this at a fancy boutique.
Say it with me: NOTHING'S OVER $25!
We won't judge you if you only use this list to shop for yourself.
These gifts are gonna make Wally World look like Disney World.
I'll take five of everything please.
You didn't spend DAYS thinking of what to get, but these gifts are cute enough that no one will notice.
They need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Sadly you can't fit Epcot in a stocking.
Stuff *almost* as awesome as an all-expenses-paid getaway.
You are ~free~...to keep all of this for yourself, okay?
"OMG! Where did you get that?" —everyone to them
Linguists, writers, editors, grammar geeks, and word nerds of all walks, we've got you covered.
Truly splurge-worthy gifts that'll make you their favorite person.
Not too cheap, not too expensive, but juuuust right.
Michael Jackson socks, horoscope necklaces, and customized face magnets, FTW.
Shut up and take my Galleons!
These products'll make you wish you were a Lannister... so you could buy them all and still pay your debts.
Tea > coffee.
Prezzies they'll paws-itively adore.
Cheers to the perfect gift.
No, you don't have to build a ranch chair to get me to visit your place.
If you know someone who just kind of shrugs when you ask them what they want for Christmas or their birthday, and who just doesn't love STUFF, this list is for you.
Chances are they like their pets more than they like you — that is, until they get one of these gifts!
Because you're broke and lazy but want to project the opposite.
These baby bags are anything but basic baby bags.
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
Now taking bets on how many nicknames/puns for "armadillo" I can come up with.
Beyond Millennial Pink.
You'll be drooling over everything. Literally.
How many cat puns are too many? We're about to find out.
Imagine "You get a car!" but with these instead.
Welcome to the fandom, would you like a waffle or nosebleed?
To quote my brother: "Stephen King rules, he just rules!"
Your next getaway is going to be so easy.
♪ Life in the slow lane. ♪ The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Because you gotta look good while saving the Earth.
Worth every cent that you'll never get to actually put in them. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Who needs luggage when you have a carry-on that fits everything? The products in this post were updated on October 27th, 2017.