Or so I've been told. Obviously I'd have no idea.
Young and confused.
What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had? Did you tell them? Why or why not?
:[. Confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Try, try again.
All via the excellent Bad Sex in Fiction awards, organised by the Literary Review. No naughty images, but contains very NSFW language, as you'd expect.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
This has never happened to me before, I swear!
So wrong, it was just plain wrong.
Literary Review have announced the shortlist for the annual Bad Sex Awards. Here are some of the, er, finest examples. Follow @Lit_Review for more. NSFW language.
The winner of the annual Bad Sex in Fiction award is Rachel Johnson, the sister of London mayor Boris Johnson and author of "Shire Hell."