"I wish I didn't have sex with you-uuu / I should've snapped your dick in twoo-ooo."
Actors and athletes sometimes get it into their heads that they should become pop singers. And they should just stop. STOP. STAHP. Please.
Try to make it through this post without pee-hee-heeing.
"You say you moved on and found a new broski / but I don't want you back, girl, because you are a hoeski."
A collection of top R&B singers - Natalie Cole, Patti LaBelle, The Temptations - released a collection of songs "inspiried by Garfield the cat. It's bad enough to make every day feel like Monday.
It was a "golden" era in filth and female degradation in hip hop videos when nothing was sacred and all we could do was shake our heads. You have been warned.
Who's going to remember a name like Girls when Vomit Erection is out there? It doesn't matter what their style is like if you can't even be bothered to hit play and these bands know it.
It's that time of the year again. Already.
Do you want a medal or something? Like better music and then we'll talk.
Let's make a collaborative mixtape from Hell.
A new Slate article attempts to dissect why Billy Joel is "the worst pop singer ever," leading others to chime in on why (or why not) Piano Man sucks.
Yo, Wendy's raps! Learn how to properly flip burgers from a guy in Ray-Bans and a bedazzled Wendy's uniform.
If you don't remember the 90's novelty hit "Mambo No. 5," let this terrifying Lou Bega-bot jog your memory.