You're gonna need to take a LOT of pills in Ibiza to forget some of these truly awful lines.
Pour the drinks, bring the noise — it's time to recap the cringiest lyrics of the year!
So many catchy songs, so many bad lyrics.
"Now that I've become who I really are."
Plus the most cringe-worthy metaphors from R. Kelly's new album, 5 books to buy for booze lovers, and a cute obituary for the ugliest dog ever.
Plus a toilet-themed restaurant, a Choose Your Own Adventure series for Breaking Bad, and a brand of fleeces named...VAGISOFT.
Did you ever hear a lyric and be like, "Wait, what did they just say?" Shockingly, only about half of these are from Nicki Minaj.