Nothing like a good ol' dad joke.
La très grosse marrade.
On ne s'en lasse pas.
Jokes are funny, but dad jokes are funnier.
Ruin these "jokes" by telling us the punchline before we reveal it.
Are you in fact a dad? Time to find out!
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
A definitive ranking of the 15 worst messages ever sent to me.
"Bose is a Bengali stereo type."
Smh and LOL.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
"Graham, what is a crane?"
Because what's Christmas without a groan-worthy pun?
"I keep writing letters to myself. Dear me." H/T the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
“I’m hungry.” “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
STOP THIS NAAN-SENSE.
"I used to go out with a girl who had a taser gun. She was stunning."
Chris Heaton-Harris, Conservative MP for Daventry, is a fan of bad puns.
What's the deal with English muffins?
These are so stupid they're actually funny. Happy Father's Day to all the jokesters out there!
"Knock knock, who's there?"
Read this important message.
"Ha ha... that's nice... ha..."
Q: Why did Suzy's ice cream fall? A: She got hit by a bus.
ICYMI, #RNC2012 was off the hook. THNX CSPAN!
Q: Why do blondes wear wool underwear? A: Because their grandmothers worked very hard knitting it for them.
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A bunch of Rutgers kids broke the Guinness World Record for the most Where's Waldos (1,052) in a single place at one time.