You should’ve stuck to your mum’s bowl cut.
The Cholumbian hairstyle seems to combine classic Hassidic style with the working class flavor of Monterrey, Mexico. Which obviously renders it as one of my favorite haircuts of all time.
Sometimes you have a bad hair day. Other times, you just have bad judgment.
Not only do these bands have particularly terrible names, but they also have hair that looks like sun-bleached roadkill. Unfortunately, their music is even less impressive!