"Creativity at its finest."
"Soll ich die Eltern oder einen Exorzisten anrufen?"
Sorry for eating all of your food, parents.
Honestly, who decided it was a good idea to let teenagers take care of children?
All the cat perks with barely any of the responsibilities.
At least you knew not to literally sit on the kid.
"You're pregnant! That is so scary."
"You wanna be president of the United States?"
When is the right time for sexy time?
"Why are you hitting my head??!?"
No, your girlfriend of 3 weeks cannot come to the wedding.
“Looks like someone got stuck babysitting this weekend!”
If only there were airbnb for babies, all the cute with none of the mess.
"A 4-year-old chopped off my ponytail while I was helping their younger sibling."
We bribe your kids. Sorry.
There's not enough babysitting money to heal these scars.
You love 'em, but you have no idea what to do with 'em.
The best kind of wisdom is covered in crumbs.
Talk about the ultimate babysitter's club.
Quand vous vous rendez compte que vous êtes payé(e) pour jouer avec de la pâte à modeler.
"Let's play destruction!" Nope. Via Babysitter Problems.
*consumes entire contents of fridge*
"Don't make eye contact, don't make any sudden movements." This too shall pass.
This is one creative way to update the kid's parents.
Raising someone else's kid is no joke. #nannylife.
The best birth control there ever was.
Whether it's your first, second or third job, babysitting is hands-down the best way to earn way more cash than you deserve. Unless it's for an awful child. Or worse: a family with no cable and bad snacks.
All the women who independent, throw your hands up at me!
The TV version of the Ann M. Martin book series is now on Netflix. And it is giving me a heart attack.
"I mean, I looked at it, of course."
REMINDER: Always check references.