"I smell like a metal pole."
Remember when all you wanted in life was your own desktop and a closet full of Abercrombie clothing?
I want to be in this person's armpit.
This means war.
*Holds gun to your head* Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?
Things you'll need: An orange, fire, axe, and pure badassery.
Wait til you hear what other countries call "Cool Ranch" flavored Doritos.
Febreze smells slutty?
No one is safe.
The new Axe ad is not like an Axe ad. Isn't that great?
Rep. Sean Duffy will chop right into your heart.
Their willful lack of understanding women will not deter this ad campaign. The message here is no matter the product's target market, Axe makes hot chicks take their clothes off?