I have three words for you: British beatboxing blues. Heymoonshaker is comprised of Dave Crowe, an impressive beatboxer, and Andy Balcon, who has a voice like sandpaper. Together they are awesome.
If this peppy band of tweens (awesomely, and aptly named X-tReMe PoWeR) can't persuade you to respect and obey authority, I'm afraid there's probably not much hope for you.
It's been airing for a while now, but how sad is it that eccentric pop outfit has allowed one of their songs to be featured in a commercial for salad dressing?