We've got a whole month left to go, kids.
Yes, he is walking on the kitchen bench. No, I don't know what is going on.
The election campaign on Wednesday involved George Christensen's travel to the Philippines, the prime minister posing with some carrots, and both sides talking about Labor policies.
Friday saw the two main parties argue over Labor's tax policies and Dutton face criticism over his comments about his opponent Ali France.
Brittney drunkenly saying "what's happening?" at the rose ceremony was the biggest of moods.
Imagine what's going to happen when the campaigning actually begins.
Flat out like a koala in season? Sounds about Australian.
Victoria Police said the far-right Australian senator acted in "self-defence" when striking the teenager who broke an egg on his head.
Organised cheating threatens the integrity of Australia’s higher education system, education minister Dan Tehan said.
"We’ve learned from DJ Khaled over the years — repetitive catch phrases sell music and jet skis are NOT your friend," police wrote on Facebook.
"I can show you the world..."
The arrow pierced the phone, causing it to strike the man on the chin, police say.
A Politician Told His Colleagues To "Shut Up" And It Was Actually The Most Mature Thing Anyone Said Or Did
A guy who is not the deputy prime minister announced he was the elected deputy prime minister and then it all kicked off.
These women are all empowering, bold and bloody beautiful.
I have ZERO chill about this.
These People Sued The Government For Failing As A Landlord, Then The Government Said They Owed Unpaid Rent. They Just Won Their Case
The NT government has to make sure remote communities have habitable housing and respond to repairs requests in a reasonable time, a tribunal found on Wednesday.
He said an older Australian man – dubbed Mr X – forced him to use the false identity after adopting him and taking away his Fijian passport.
"RIP little mouse." The Bramble Cay melomys survived for decades on a remote island, but was wiped out by rising sea levels and catastrophic storms.
This Australian Baby Boy Has Spent His Whole Life Trapped In China’s Police State. Now His Dad Wants Him Out.
The 18-month-old boy’s Australian father is fighting to be reunited with his family.
It was the best of times, look, it really was: BuzzFeedOz 2014-19.
This Week On The Inter Webz: Don’t Mind Us, We’re Just Gazing Wistfully At Aussie Summer Content, That’s All 🌞
Plus: Cake pics, Taylor Swift tweets, and a generational pasta quiz.
It's a known fact that sausage rolls are better than meat pies, right?
"Every Australian has a huntsman spider story."
13 Young Indigenous People Killed Themselves In The Kimberley And A Coroner Found Intergenerational Trauma Was To Blame
The youngest was 10 years old.
Hey Scott Morrison, They Just Found The Bones Of One Of The Guys Who Actually Circumnavigated Australia
"I guess Matthew Flinders really did turn in his grave."
Slamming Margaret Court? For her terrible views on same sex marriage? Groundbreaking.
If only someone – anyone – could have warned us before it happened.
Adelaide really is the city that keeps on giving.
Good dogs get 'em bad birds.
"If you call Victoria the most progressive state, you can't ignore pill testing."
It's been 10 years since Masterchef first graced our screens.
Pill testing has been a major discussion point in 2019.
"There is sufficient evidence to support pill testing trials at festivals."
"Get out of the way and let health professionals do their job."
This is the year we finally do everything we've always planned!
"You know you're Australian when you say 'it's only 29 degrees'."
Police arrested eight people linked to the alleged operation over the last two weeks.