Sometimes I sit back thinking "is this really what I get to do?"
"2024 is going to be my year," I say as I experience another minor inconvenience.
A certain film director has entered the chat...
Welcome to the rest of your life, kiddo.
Yep — you're going to have to tip!
"Imagine looking for kangaroos and you start seeing signs in German."
We Know Which Vodka Cruiser Cocktail Matches Your Personality Based On How You’d Plan Your Perfect Spring Picnic
Best served over shark-coochie boards and good bants.
Is it Sydney or Sh*tney?
Stars, stripes, and all the strife!
This Aussie Reminded Us All Of School Carnival Chants, And It's Unlocking Core Memories I Forgot About
"EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!" 🗣️🗣️🗣️
If you suffer from intense FOMO, now there's no need to leave the party to pick up some bevvies.
"I'd Never Seen That Before I Went To England": People Are Sharing Specific Cultural Differences Between America And Other Countries, And These Are Fascinating
"I've never seen that before I went to England."
Prepare yourself for a walk down memory lane.
Grabbing a coffee from Muffin Break? How very baby boomer of you.
Uber Just Dropped Their Latest Celeb Campaign With Tom Felton And Nicola Coughlan And I'm Utterly Obsessed
Absolutely living for this rugged, suburban-dwelling Tom Felton on the run from the law. Draco could never.
"It's Totally Fabricated To Make Travelers Feel Like That": People Are Sharing Their Most Underwhelming Travel Experience From Around The World
"It was way more touristy than I expected, but I guess I was being naive. As soon as I got there, I couldn't wait for the tour to end."
What's your weird sandwich combo? Mine's peanut butter and jam.
Yep, we're definitely going to watch this over and over again.
"Do You Still Call It August?" — An American TikToker's Discovery Of Australian Seasons Has Broken My Brain
If this isn't satire, I'm 100% convinced that we live in a simulation.
What would the world be without the existence of online discourse?
Where were you when KFC discontinued the Krushers in Australia? I was in Spain (the S is silent tho).
We all have a mate that channels big Dickie Wilkins energy.
My pitch for the final fight scene? A try not to laugh challenge.
"Why can't the bank just print more money?"
Can we get a public holiday to recover from the heartbreak?
No matter how many times I've flow back and forth, I get hit with reverse culture shock. Every. Damn. Time.
One savoury dish, one sweet treat and a barista coffee = perfect start to the morning.
This would cure everything inside me — and there's not even anything wrong.
Aussies Are Sharing Their Difficulties With Maintaining Friendships And The Responses Are Heartbreaking
"Sometimes you'll just forget they exist."
I hope ya'll are ready for brows and lashes for days.
You asked for another round — so here it is.
Move over Hunter Valley wineries, it's Canberra's time to shine.
If you have a serious sweet tooth, you'll love this quiz!
"I’ve never been able to pinpoint why I haven’t dated an Australian guy for a while. This is it."
I Just Found Out That The Aussie And American Grading Systems Are Totally Different, So You're Probs Smarter Than You Think
"How do you not have an A+ [grade]? That's so embarrassing, don't tell anyone that that's what you got."
I already know I'm the villain, I just need validation.
Are you giving Ja'mie Private School Girl or Heartbreak High energy?
You'll look like a Pinterest girlie in no time.
An Aussie TikToker Is Sharing Her Experiences As A Flight Attendant And I'd Like To Apologise On Behalf Of All Passengers
From one ex-customer service girly to another, I'm truly so sorry.
Lizzo Just Proved That The Recorder Can Sound Good And Aussies Don't Know What To Make Of This Revelation
I honestly never knew the recorder could sound this good. I thought all Aussie school children were just being trolled, in the longest multi-generational prank of all time.
Anyone drinking Pasito over Passiona has broken tastebuds.
With up to 55% off their products — there's no excuse for a lumpy mattress.
Around the world in 25 plates.
Jup Jup over everything and everyone.
Create Your Own Teen Drama And We'll Know With 100% Accuracy Whether You're Aussie, American Or British
Are you more Heartbreak High, Skins or Euphoria?
Cash won't be cutting my grass the next time I'm craving this sausage.
BRB, booking flights for somewhere warm, just so I can wear these and nothing else.
This one's tough — I'm not gonna lie to you.
Dust off your trivia skills — cause it's going down (under).
I'm never having babies — but that doesn't mean I don't have my preferences.
🎵 "Girl dinn-eeeeeer, girl dinn-eeeeer." 🎵
Plus, get 20% off with our exclusive code.
Pair up (hehe) with a cause you're passionate about.
Plus, we've got a cheeky discount code to convert you.
Taking care of your pup's teeth is just another way to show them you love them.
Time to find out if your instincts will leave you scot-free.
Let's see how cooked your preferences are.
Why is it so bloody cold?!
Will you tear up the dancefloor or ride some sick waves?
Robert Irwin Just Shared A Video Of Him And His Father, Steve, Being Bitten By The Same Type Of Snake Decades Apart
The very definition of "like father, like son".
It's un-Australian not to yell "TAXI" when someone drops their glass.
Well, it looks like I'm moving to Victoria!
I bet the cute one is actually the deadliest.
Hope you're ready for a cuteness overload.
Don't be a cliché.
It's wild how much your preference for flooring can reveal.
Non-Aussies Are Sharing What Shocked Them Most About Australia And Locals Are Responding Hilariously
"There actually isn't a massive fucking spider around every corner."
Warning — this is probably going to take up your whole afternoon.
Sincerely, the land Down Under.
Get your buffet belly ready!
You won't wake up one day and wish you were back in Australia — because you'll still be here.
After trying 52 spots last year, I have some THOUGHTS.
If you remember these songs well, you need to be using an eye cream.
"Do I stand on them or piss on them, I'm confused?"
Leave the honeymoon guesswork to us.
Not me sending this article to everyone who's ever asked me when I'm having kids.
Fact: People in the USA see it upside down.
Not gonna lie — I'd eat all of these.
Aussies and Canadians try not to roast Americans challenge (FAIL).
"As a Midwestern American, I've never felt colder in my life than I did in a Sydney apartment over winter."
I'm being so serious when I say I would actually try a Vegemite-flavoured bubble tea from Chatime.
If your cheese board doesn't have Jatz, I'm not coming.
Can we all finally agree that Burger Rings are trash?
There's no way people are out here calling potato scallops 'fritters'.
Head To The Shops For Groceries During An Inflation Surge And We'll Reveal Which Australian State You're From
Grocery shopping used to bring me so much joy — not anymore.
"This bad habit is our equivalent to Americans and guns."
Only Queenslanders believe lychee crush > watermelon crush.
Find me someone who hasn't played "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder.
This really shouldn't be so hard.
We may not have a dedicated year-round safe space to party — but we've sure got the jokes!
I'll admit it, Victorians have the superior pizza order.
"Out of all the major Italian tourist destinations, you don't often hear it talked about. But it should absolutely be on your radar."
It's still beach season, so let's see what the major "don'ts" are when you decide to hit the waves.