Faunt (noun, English): A first-time aunt or honorary aunt for your friend, cousin, or other person in your life.
Blessed be the fruit.
"They're going to be the reason I go into credit card debt."
Find something for your brother, sister, daughter, son, mom, dad, or first cousin twice removed.
It's basically an endless train of candy floss and compliments.
You can never go wrong with silly songs.
You're automatically the coolest person in your family.
Tell us how you became a cool aunt or uncle.
Someone has to teach them to curse... that someone is you.
"Everyone just feels beautiful around her."
"You're pregnant! That is so scary."
That wasn't for you, Mommy!
"Te voy a dar pow pow!"
Are these Pancakes?
We're positive Koko's nieces and nephews love her just as much as we do!
Will I be the "cool" aunt or uncle???
"Are you coming home tonight, and can you bring me a cookie?"
"Are you ready to confront las tías?"
Becoming an aunt before becoming a legal adult is the coolest, tbh.
"I've never loved anything more than I love this baby."
"Hi sister, nice to see you. NOW HAND OVER THE DAMN BABY!"
The true story behind the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air…
"Don't make eye contact, don't make any sudden movements." This too shall pass.
Do you also have a weird nickname?
Emma's dad is Julia Roberts' brother (heard of her?). Who wore it better???