This had to be done.
The holidays are about to get weird.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Mom jeans in the front, crack in the back.
Il faut régler cette question une bonne fois pour toute.
Suns out, thighs out.
Breaking wind, cutting cheese, toot, stink bomb...
"It's just so round, it's like out there."
And you'll low-key enjoy it too.
No if, ands, or butts about it.
Ever tried to buy jeans online?
Steven Spielberg: Ass man.
"Ich trauerte um den Sohn, den ich mir vorgestellt hatte."
Smell you later or right now.
Lady tested? Lady always kicks ass.
Ventimiglia's Ass For President 2020.
You're either right or wrong — no ifs, ands, or butts.
I'm gonna make love in this post tbh.
"I don't really get wedgies."
God bless the angels that carved it.
The German language...now with Extra Dick!
In the list of things porn lies about, anal sex is top of the list.
Get fired? Eat ass. Car stolen? Get your ass eaten.
For ignorant idiots everywhere.
Some are hairier than others.
♫ I don't think you're ready for this jelly ♫
Don't say we didn't warn you.
♫ Put your hands up if you like boy booty ♫
With no exercise at all!
There are two kinds of people in this world.
And on to 2nd position...and bounce.
Kim K who?
"No one man should have all that power."
Artist Diego Gómez reimagined Disney Princes and Princesses with tattoos...and prepare for serious ink envy.
Spicy food = worst enemy.
That's a lot of mommies.
Everyone can see where your butt has been!
"The struggle is real."
“A nice ass is very tight.”
We'll get to the bottom of this.
Butts for everyone!
Big, big booty, these trees got a big booty.
Let’s face it: Trees would be sexy as hell if they were human.
Deciding whether or not to do anal exclusively can be a hard choice.
There's nothing like accepting an unsolicited ass-grab.
No, Drake isn't behind this.