"We're coming to cut your internet off, that's it."
How the hell do you make friends?
"There's my potato face, y'all."
Will any gift ever fill the hole in my heart?
Sometimes it takes a little push.
“chicken or the egg… sex or label.”
"I don't get friend-zoned."
"I just need you to act right."
Cereal with ice?
Ever gotten handsy with your sushi?
Mary-Kate and Ashley tell their younger sister to "B-U-T-T out".
Secrets and also deodorant.
"Are you eating? Why you wear that? Do you want something to eat? Why you drive so fast?"
You straight up lie.
"Can I pull off mysterious?"
"Who is she?!"
Reality vs EXpectations.
"Did you take the garbage out?"
She loves me, she loves me not.
Can your personality determine if you prefer cats or dogs?
Period + white shorts = imminent doom.
What you really mean on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and Facebook.
Well, are they?
"No, where are you really from?"
TBH, it's more boob holding than you'd imagine.
“Are you gonna finish that?”
"No, I'm not seeing anyone."
Sorry, I only drink Ashley Chai.
There are some things in life you just can't filter.
Life is rough.
I wasn’t staring AT you, I swear.
Nobody’s looking, right? Wrong. ALWAYS WRONG.
You ever just want to punch someone in their stupid f*cking face?
When your mouth says no, but your mind says yasss.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ALL OF THE BOOBS. So embarrassing.
You got it, dude!
I Like that!
Seriously, is it 1994 again?!
This is an unprecedented number of Ashleys.
I think Ashley's my favorite.