«J'ai eu une diarrhée sévère pendant mon mariage. Pendant qu'on échangeait nos vœux, je me suis fait caca dessus.»
Because life is frustrating as fuck. H/T mildlyinfuriating
Keep your feet off the seats!
As illustrated by dogs, cats, turtles and, of course, sloths.
Easy as one, two, three.
Guys, let's manage expectations on the bleeding edge, yeah?
This is why we're always angry.
It's OK, all the spider images are safely behind a blur. An arachnophobe wrote this, after all.
Let's all take a moment to become aware of the very real threat all around us.