Oh Fuck! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
"You know I don't fuck with spiders!"
Now you see it. Now you don't.
After an Indiana mother dove out of her car in fear of a spider, her son tried to stop the moving vehicle, but instead pressed the gas pedal and hit a passing bus.
This post contains exactly zero pictures of humongous spiders. You're welcome.
It could happen to you.
A creepy video posted by Hollywood effects expert Bruce Branit got picked up all over the web — but many didn't realize it was CGI.
Scared of spiders?
And it's STILL ALIVE. Warning: Contains video of in-ear spider.
Beware: You might suffer from cute aggression.
It's OK, all the spider images are safely behind a blur. An arachnophobe wrote this, after all.
Australians are surrounded by spiders. No dramas.
If you're scared of these hairy creatures, don't go there. Seriously. Just don't.
Arachnids really aren't the worst things on earth.
The insanely gigantic Goliath Bird Eating Spider, whose fangs are as long as a cheetah's claws. Arachnophobes, you have been warned.
But don't you dare think he's a coward. He'll jump out of airplanes and stuff. Just no spiders.
Cynical Buzzfeed commenters who call every crazy photo "fake," we need you now more than ever!