The Top 146 Things This Man Smuggled Into Prison Up His Rectum
California convict Earl Lee Vogt is being charged with smuggling contraband into prison, contraband his jailers believe was "keystered." Vogt raised suspicions when he complained to guards that, "My ass is bleeding." Here are the keystered items which may have prompted such discomfort. While this is an impressive score, Vogt still trails this woman in the hotly contest sport of cavity smuggling.
World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report, Part 2
Noah Smith was arrested in South Carolina on November 6th for assault, burglary and indecent exposure. Below are excerpts of the police report detailing the arrest, presented without comment or grammatical edits. WARNING: If you're squeamish about cute animals meeting horrible ends (foreshadowing), do not proceed.