*Throws phone away so you never have to talk to anyone ever again.*
Decir constantemente "a ver cuándo nos tomamos un café" a sabiendas de que nunca moverás un dedo para tomarte un café con esa persona.
They'll find their own way to thank you.
No, you don't have to build a ranch chair to get me to visit your place.
Could other people just not.
We got you pegged.
How much do you hate others?
::Mentally prepares five hours for small greeting:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
You love your phone, but you kinda hate it too.
There is no greater high than the plans you never intended to keep getting cancelled.
No te paras a hablar con ningún vecino... a no ser que tenga un perrete.
Can you make it to midnight?
"Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant."
Netflix and avoid people.
Hold on, there's a missed call from my sofa.
YOU CAN DO IT.
No shame in this secret paradise.
They dragged you here. Now who’s actually going to stay by your side?
People are the worst.
As a type A person, I love rules and routines. Here's what happened when I tried to live without them.
This one-question quiz will give you an easy answer.
That special item that just screams "IDFWU".
Let's be honest here.
"Uy, jo, te leo ahora".
If you get uncomfortable when someone compliments you, try one of these surefire responses.
Life is exhausting.
::cancels all plans::
Sometimes you just need to be alone and recharge.
Hanging out with people is exhausting!
No tengo ganas de ser simpático hoy... ni mañana. Déjame.
Definitely in need of a "Sorry, Busy" emoji.
We actually do!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a date. With me.
There is nothing here for you, extroverts.
On a typical Friday night, do you ever just fire up Minecraft and punch some trees? Watch this semi-heartwarming story of a relationship built in an unlikely place.
"How was your weekend?"
Heyyy, I think I'm getting sick! Probably won't make it tonight.
J'aime les humains, c'est juste que je n'aime pas le bruit qu'ils font.
When no one asks what you did last weekend.
I literally cannot with everyone.
"Ahhh sorry, I just saw your text!" —You, three days later
Society dictates that we should interact with fellow human beings in various settings on a semi-regular basis, but...like...do we have to?
The cheese wants to stand alone.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: You're becoming a monster.
Yes, I know I have resting bitch face. I'm not sorry.
Anti-social networking in action.