Badgering women with multiple messages is not the way to get yourself a date.
Be honest in your online dating life. But "honesty" doesn't mean you need to promote your absolute grossest traits.
Online dating can get lonely. But OkCupid isn't Craigslist.
Use online dating to find love, not a free therapy session.
Young women don't just have to deal with creepy old guys at bars and at work. They're online, too.
Please keep your arms, legs, and anger management issues inside the ride at all times.
Full-figured? There are creepy dudes on the Internet for you too.
Straight dudes, we know you like boobs. You don't need to send us quite so many online dating messages about them.
When you're online dating, don't lead with the ass. (This is probably NSFW, and definitely NSFL.)
We all want to date someone intelligent. These online daters TELL you they're smart, but....
Everyone on OkCupid is at least a little shallow. But don’t be so obvious about it.
So you're online dating. For real. Here's how to move it to real life.
How to message the object of your internet affection. This is the correct way.
There are enough terrible internet dating profiles out there. Here's how to write one that won't send potential partners running to the closest cat video.
Being awful on online dating sites isn't just for Red Staters.
Why do online daters think it's cute to bring up rape?
Come November, Americans might elect an Ayn Rand fan into the White House. They also wanted to be elected into your bedroom.
Online dating can be hugely distracting. But at least focus for the two minutes it takes to write a message.
The men of OkCupid are burning for the fire-crotch.
Sleazy messages are de rigueur on internet dating sites. At least sometimes they're creative.
Ladies love poetry. Sometimes. But these guys on OkCupid aren't exactly Pablo Neruda.
If you're looking for love on the internet, try to control your anger issues.
OkCupid isn't a meeting space for 50 Shades Of Gray enthusiasts. But some people treat it like a one-stop slave-shop.
When you're dating online, sell your best features, don't write a sanctimonious screed.
Why do some men on internet dating sites think it's sexy to imply that they're child molesters?
We make fun of a lot of terrible men on internet dating sites. But terrible women are giving them a run for their money (lots and lots of money).
The men who hate women are on the internet, trying to seduce you by telling you that you're a bitch.
When you're dating online, a little judgment is necessary. But if you judge, you'll be judged for it.
A look at some of the slimey slime-balls who use OkCupid to cheat on their spouses with you.
And they'll tell you all about it via online dating messages. Because nothing gets a young, single, fertile woman hot like mentioning pregnancy on OKCupid.
Self-described "Nice Guys" are mad you won't sleep with them. Because if they're nice to you in an online dating message, the least you can do is put out.
Are you not-white and on the internet dating tip? Prepare for some skeevy racial fetishizers.
My online dating profile isn't a request for guidance, and you sir are no Dear Abby.
They're the socially inept cretins in stupid hats. And they're all up in your inbox, insinuating that you're ugly while trying to get you to sleep with them.
Everybody has their own tactic for internet dating, like the creepy finance guy with the spreadsheets. These guys? They go straight for the marriage proposal. Ew.