Ann Romney On The Media
"That is gonna get me in trouble if I answer that honestly," the wife the Republican presidential said in response to question from Neil Cavuto today about whether the media is fair to the Romney campaign. She added "we always feel like we are getting picked on more than anyone else, it's just what happens."
The Pageantry Of Politics
Like pageants, elections are carefully orchestrated displays of candidates' poise and ability to connect with audiences. I think we can all agree that what this country's most important politicians are truly missing more than anything is the dramatic styling and beautiful makeup the glitz pageant competitors (as seen on such fine programming as Toddlers & Tiaras) have perfected over the years. Thanks to the power of retouching we can imagine how that would look.
Ann Romney's High Horse
Super Hit had Butorphanol, Delomidine, Romifidine, and Xylatine in its system at the time of his sale, according to court documents. Testified an expert: "In my 38 years of practice, I have never come across a drug screen such as this where the horse has been administered so many different medications at the same time."