WHERE IS THE RICE??
We the people...are forgetful.
"Every cut to this pie is making me flinch like the knife is cutting into my body."
Honestly, there are some valid points here but I still will never be DTF with mushy peas.
"There's noodles in my nose and they're on fire!"
Why do I live here again?
Many of our houses are actually older than the USA itself.
Naps, not as easy as they sound.
Rompers= sitting on the toilet basically naked
"I assume they're banned for a reason... why are we eating them?"
FFS. stop. saying. chai. tea.
This is by no means an exhaustive list, but these multilingual stars should definitely be on your radar.
A dating show where you see their actual penis before their face? Yes, that exists.
According to Anthony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsay it's is one of the worst foods in the world. Challenge accepted.
What could possibly go wrong?
But really, WHO IS JOE?
"In jellied broth is not really an appealing concept"
Will they ever go back to eating American cakes?
It's just the way we are.
What the damn hell is a chip butty?!
"I would drink fish sauce, wouldn't you?"
What you drink is not what you are.
"Maybe these are banned because they're a lot of fun."
Bababa ba? Bababa.
It's a bit less Braveheart and a bit more "man hits pal with iron."
"CHEEK, Oh this is cow face"
This is delicious!
"His eyes are BEAUTIFUL!"
We debate why space wizards would have been easier.
"Feels like a slug..."
oh hellllllllllll no!!!!!
This dance could kill you!
Still better than shaadi.com.
A snowball fight between two neighbours.
Who says they are the two overlooked provinces, eh? Who says.
"I would prefer to listen to this than a lot of the Bollywood music I've heard so far."
“This is like a gourmet Pop-Tart.”
"My love is a tiger? That doesn't sound safe."
"Are you sure you're white?"
"Maybe this will be fun?"
"A googly is when you see a female and you get, like, a special sensation in your body."
"I don't know what to do when I go in the bathroom..."
"Let's make that the new Netflix and chill!"
Mouths open, buttholes clenched. #FeastModeFam
"I feel like I need a really big shower after wearing this crap."
German's a great language to curse in
The Navy on Friday will start using high sensitive equipment to search for the El Faro, which sank last week, officials said. All 33 crew members are presumed dead.
“He looks like Mr. Burns, kinda…”