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Allen West

Congressman Compares Social Security To Slavery

The Florida congressman who's "heard" that 80 House Democrats are members of the Communist Party served up another doozy on Fox News yesterday.

Eight Movie Facts I Learned From Allen West

Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) believes that waterboarding is an effective form of interrogation. One of the reasons cited was the breaking and successful waterboarding of Demi Moore's character in G.I. Jane. Looking quickly over a few other movies, here are some other now known facts.

The Dumbest Thing Ever Written On Congressional Stationery

Florida Representative (and arch-rival of Debbie Wasserman Schultz) Allen West received a letter from the Council on Islamic-American Relations (CAIR) requesting him to cease relations with "anti-Islamic extremists." This was his response that the Miami New Times called "the dumbest thing ever written on congressional stationery".

Hobbit Names Of The Tea Party

John McCain recently compared the Tea Party to a bunch of Hobbits. What if they were actually Hobbits? Using an ancient Hobbit name generator, here are the furry-footed names of some Tea Party notables.

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