A Minneapolis woman posted a video to Facebook that appears to show a police officer shooting her two dogs.
::shrieks Aerosmith's "Dream On" into a pile of pillows:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
*hits snooze forever*
*Googles "how to get a six-pack in a week"*
"It's all in your head"
“I don't even feel energized and my stomach hearts. Thanks, coffee.”
What would my mother say?
The High Voltage Ejector Bed!
"If Frodo can get the ring to Mordor, you can wake up."
Admit it: you're wary of cracking jokes, because you'll forget the punchline by the time you get there.
Please don’t speak to me right now.
All crew members are safe and have been moved to the Russian side of the station.
Your commute just became slightly less horrible!
For those of you who need all the help you can get.
Waking up is haaaaaaaard.
No need to hit snooze.