Holy schnikes, this is rough.
None of us have any idea what we're doing.
The future freaks you out.
And we wonder why grown-ups are so pissed off all the time.
They're just not as fun as when you were a kid and even less fun than when you were in college.
Coffee filters do not make good toilet paper.
There comes a point in your twenties when you will mature past the simple joys of college life, but don't panic! You're still technically young until all your friends' Facebook photos become baby pics.