It's just our opinion but also a fact.
Hannah Mouncey won't be able to play in the 2018 AFL Women's competition.
So much for sport not being political.
Because that's the only reason we all watched it, right?
What in the world is a Rabbitoh?
"I went down to the local club and asked to play but there was no team."
But Malcolm Turnbull insists we should sing with pride.
"I must've missed that while getting my degree in sport history."
All 25 players in the AFL's inaugural women's league will make less than the average salary of one male player.
A video showing a Port Adelaide fan sticking up her middle finger and throwing a banana at Indigenous player Eddie Betts has gone viral, prompting an investigation.
"Words and no action are meaningless."
Eddie McGuire's comments on Triple M's The Rub have plenty of people upset.
“Don’t you fucking dare put your wedding in September!”
We've messed with the 18 official logos from Aussie Rules footy clubs. Can you pick the real from the fake?
"You don't see many Aboriginals shopping at David Jones."
A portrait of Adam Goodes performing an Aboriginal war dance is a powerful end to a stellar career.
Melbourne and chill.
Were you stalking the Dally M Awards or the Brownlow Medal last night?
Brownlow my god.
The Swans star is suffering from a mental health issue.
Victorians are a people unto themselves.
"We love you so much, always and forever."
Goodes will return to training tomorrow after taking a break from the game after being the target of racial abuse and constant booing.
Literally some Goodes news.
"Because of his courage and passion he is creating a better future for not only my children but all Indigenous children."
"A line has been crossed."
Some of the country's most influential Aboriginal leaders have have come out to stand side-by-side with Adam Goodes.
Cheer cheer, Adam Goodes.
And is it racist?
It's happening again.
Shocked and grieving fans are flying their Adelaide Crows colours to honour the slain coach.
"How do you people live in these conditions?!"
There go my ovaries.
HELLO FOOTY SEASON.
Where's the biff?
Yay for the Gay-FL!
GODRA'S HEAPS GOOD. #SAGreat.
Sport > work.
HORSEBACK WRESTLING WAS A REAL THING.
"Meet you at the Balls".
Because that's what really counts, amirite?
He's being "wrapped in bubble wrap" by his model girlfriend.
AFL players + Australian animals = great success!
This guy's been watching *way* too much Game of Thrones.
If you ever needed a reason to watch footy, this is it.
Featuring Irish dancing, sticky footballs and shirtlessness. Well done, Port Adelaide.
The Vegemite Jumper. The Bundy Pyramid. Most Aussie moments of all time.