You can NEVER, under ANY circumstances, send a man two questions in one text.
Yeah you have houseplants, but have you repotted them yet?
"Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's how adult life feels."
Just 23 Tweets That'll Make You Say, "Thank Goodness I Am Not The Only One Trying To Figure Out How To 'Adult!'"
LBH, paying for your own Netflix account is now an official adulthood rite of passage.
These guys know your pain. Via @CrapTaxidermy
I couldn’t figure out why small, straightforward tasks on my to-do list felt so impossible. The answer is both more complex and far simpler than I expected.
You've got LOTS to binge till the ones from next year roll in.
Sometimes you remember to actually defrost meat from the freezer.
Which coupon will you use??
"Mom, can you make my doctor appointment for me?"
Maybe if I pretend like I know what I'm doing, then people will actually believe me.
Adulting is hard, but cooking doesn't have to be!
Offices need nap areas, people!
Your passport might say you're 21, but how old are you really?
Super useful *and* super cheap.
Espero que te sirva.
If you fantasize about home decor, this one's for you.
"Wear a face mask made out of Chick-fil-A sauce."
"Adulthood is wanting to cry for four days straight but not having the time."
"No, of course that's not the dresser I had in my dorm room." 😳
Honestly, we're all in this together!
"Adulthood is trying each of the same six passwords that you use for everything."
Do you have a cast-iron pan?
Be honest, how many times do you hit snooze in the morning?
11 graphiques que vous comprendrez parfaitement si vous n'êtes plus vraiment un enfant mais pas tout à fait un adulte
Il serait PEUT-ÊTRE temps de grandir.
Food or sex?? What's it gonna be??
"Being an adult means you have a favorite laundry basket."
I've decided that being an adult isn't for me. Thank you for the opportunity.
Do you actually know where your fuse box is?
I know all of you just want an excuse to pick out a dream house.
If you forget someone's name, ask for their email address.
"5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense."
"The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one."
"Nap time is not a punishment, but a reward."