"Adulthood is trying each of the same six passwords that you use for everything."
It's a very unique stretch of life.
Food or sex?? What's it gonna be??
Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring against you. Count on Santander Bank to always respect your hustle.
"Being an adult means you have a favorite laundry basket."
"Five years? I've got about the next two and a half hours planned..."
I know all of you just want an excuse to pick out a dream house.
True adults know how to use a pressure cooker.
"The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one."
Are you still a child at heart?
I can barely eat one broccoli.
I want to buy Home Comforts: The Art and Science of Keeping House for every man, woman, and adult baby I know!
"Me at 18: i'm gonna move to New York and go on so many dates! Me at 26: if I put my phone in a ziploc bag I can go on Twitter in the shower."
Vous savez repasser une chemise? Vous êtes sur la bonne voie.
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
You thought that by now you'd at least own a waterpark.
No one told us it would be like this.
Millennial ka pa ba? Or millennial adult na?
Life: Where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
Are you an adult or just two kids stacked on top of each other in a trench coat?
All your friends are getting married and having kids and you still have no idea what taxes are.
After years of expensive medical treatments and strict diets, I've come to accept that there is no cure for the rash I've tried to hide my entire life.
It's coming for you...whether you're ready or not.
Are you a 48-year-old trapped in a 21-year-old’s body?
Seriously mom, I was not texting a boy.
Welcome to a world in which your hangover lasts more than just one day.
Who's that knocking at the door? Oh, no one... just OLD AGE.
Adulting is hard when you have a lot on your plate.
You're probably going to want to run to the garden store right after this.
An "Adult in Training".
"I can't believe I used to think people my age were adults."
Responsible taxpaying member of society by day, child by night.
"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."
*spends rent money on pizza and Pop-Tarts*
"Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: It starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies."
Plz help us.
One millennial tries to understand whether he (or anyone he knows) will ever be able to purchase a house in the city.
"Me at 22: I slept two hours last night, but work will be fine. Me at 27: I have a hangover from eating sugary cereal."
Because obviously you should base your grown-up decisions on internet quizzes.
It gets better. (But sometimes worse.)
Slay, slay, slay for the gawds.
There's nothing better than friends who like wine.
Who's better at ~adulting~?
We're all just pretending to know what we're doing.
You'll laugh... then probably cry a little, tbh.
She'd dig my apartment and hate how often I eat Brussels sprouts.
"Do everything you can in those four years!"
We're all faking it, but how much?
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