Hello, it's me...Sam Smith.
Dolly and Adele, please do a record together.
Legends supporting legends!
Their signs, though.
A lot can change in a decade.
Go with your first instinct.
How many of these divas were listed as your favorite artist on your Myspace profile?!
Let's take it waaaaay back.
Looks like there might be an Oscar in Bey's future!
Everyone was Kung fu fighting? Like, EVERYONE?
And yes, Daniel Craig will be back.
"You know I would not make this decision lightly. I have done 121 shows and I have 2 left. 2 left!!! And they are 2 gigantic shows! Who the fuck cancels a show at Wembley Stadium!?"
"I wanted my final shows to be in London because I don't know if I'll ever tour again and so I want my last time to be at home."
The singer turned up to the site with her husband for a low-key visit late on Wednesday night and went around asking if everyone was OK.
But can a technical fix solve a cultural problem?
"YOU are Simon Cowell, YOU have the deciding vote. Use it."
Good luck, you're gonna fuck it up.
Nope, "Crazy in Love" was not the first song Bey released as a solo artist.
There's only one rule: Money is no object.
Good music is timeless, TBH.
Hello, it's me... Cyclone Debbie.
"I feel very far away and very strange not being at home. All I want to do today is just be at home and be with my friends and family."
All your favourite songs mashed up with your other favourite songs.
"What the fuck did you come to a show for?"
And she doesn't mind a drunk tweet. I mean, same.
She could have had it all, now she's rolling in a box.
Intentional or a coincidence?
"I’m sorry, I’m not Australian, I don’t like bugs!"
Brb, sobbing forever.
Kannst du das fassen?
*Sad song comes on. Plays on repeat.*
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
There are some interesting fashion choices ahead – you've been warned.
"I'd like to thank...my HUSBAND."
"Fuck the Grammys for being too racist to acknowledge black excellence."
Objetivos de amistad.
Compartiendo las ganancias.
Sharing the wealth.
"I'm sorry for swearing and I'm sorry for starting again."
Because you're really watching for the fashion.
Adele or Rihanna? Britney or Beyoncé? The proof is in the pudding, though there is not actually any pudding in this quiz.
It's been a confusing year for news but a belter of a year for TV.
Bali with Beyoncé? Ibiza with Emma Watson? Rome with The Rock? Let's find out.
A head-to-head battle between all your favorites.
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
She just finished 107 shows in the last 10 months. And now we must mourn them being over. :(