If you can do all of them, you are, by the rules of divahood, Beyoncé.
William Shakesbear hopes to be Romeo's understudy in his college's theater production.
Just in case he gets nominated for something along the way.
There is no greater love in this world than that of your faithful feathered bro.
What's the use of having children unless you can mess with them constantly?
What happens when the guy in the costume stops being cute and starts getting real.