Oh my god.
That’s not poop.
It's always the unintentionally hilarious movies that make us laugh the most.
It's okay, it's "Safe For Work Porn."
Oh, wait... This was on a proof that almost went to print, but was caught before it wound up scarring children/subliminally enticing lonely housewives in Barnes and Noble. Cannot be unseen.
Who needs a Jesus sighting on a truck window when when you can be whisked away to the Old West via water marks on an Ohio pier?