No One Cares
"Hey I've got an idea for a hit poem called 'He Do the Police in Different Voices.'" - No one, ever
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According to this guy, it's all about the packaging. So we can just stop doing this now, right?
How many of these symptoms do you suffer from? If you're a Facebook addict, the Center For Delusion can help. Just remember this one simple rule: NO. ONE. CARES.
Buzzfeed made this page to showcase failed buzz (shit that no one cared about). Apparently, people stopped caring about not caring 9 months ago.
The North Shore Sun received pictures of a dead creature that supposedly looked like the Montauk Monster. Three Long Islanders have testified to seeing the animal.
Jessica Simpson celebrates Tony Romo's birthday by singing, flinging cake and posing for the cameras.
Pete Doherty is reuniting with his former Libertines bandmate to write a musical for a well-known London theater.
Just in time for the Westminster Dog Show, PETA launched a video campaign against the American Kennel Club, likening them to the Klu Klux Klan.
British government confirms a second outbreak of this devastating animal disease.
$12 billion in shrink-wrapped $100 bills designated for the Iraq War goes missing.