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This is so stupid.
Today is kind of a big deal.
The North Shore Sun received pictures of a dead creature that supposedly looked like the Montauk Monster. Three Long Islanders have testified to seeing the animal.
Pete Doherty is reuniting with his former Libertines bandmate to write a musical for a well-known London theater.
Just in time for the Westminster Dog Show, PETA launched a video campaign against the American Kennel Club, likening them to the Klu Klux Klan.
Jose Gonzalez and Radiohead will make their next tours green.
Mobile libraries for those out-of-the-way spots.
British government confirms a second outbreak of this devastating animal disease.
We hate stupid hackers.
$12 billion in shrink-wrapped $100 bills designated for the Iraq War goes missing.
Bloggers are commemorating Carl Sagan on the 10th anniversary of his death.