"I think it'll be a while before we're singing in the car with anybody."
James Marsden Landed A Job After Randomly Running Into Julia Roberts, Which Proves She's A Hollywood Gem
"I had a tap on my shoulder and it was Julia Roberts."
Kristen Bell Told Ellen The Story Of Dax Shepard Crushing "All The Bones In His Hand" In A Quarantine Accident And Being "Too Scared" To Tell Her
"I just don't want to be in trouble.'"
"I expected a Disney show but got Teletubbies After Dark."
Ellen DeGeneres Is Facing A Huge Backlash After Joking That The Coronavirus Quarantine Is "Like Being In Jail"
"I've been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay."
NikkieTutorials Said She Had A Less-Than-Kind Experience With Ellen DeGeneres When She Was On The Show About Her Coming-Out
"It's really nice that you came over and said hello to me... She didn't."
100,000 People Attended DJ D-Nice's #ClubQuarantine Party Last Night, Including Rihanna, Ellen DeGeneres, And Michelle Obama
"This may be the best party I've ever been to!" —Will Smith
"I wish I had kids right now…I'm so bored."
Ellen DeGeneres Tried To Do A 4,000-Piece Puzzle While Social Distancing, And It Did Not Go As Planned
It's 4,000 pieces of disappointment.
Remember When Reese Witherspoon Drank Beyoncé And Jay-Z's Champagne At The Golden Globes? Well She's Now Told The Full Story Of What Happened.
"I didn't know it was a BYOB thing!"
Who sings your favourite song better than the original artist?
The most important story you'll read all day.
There's a silver lining, though.
"She saw the money at the end of the tunnel?"
Remember when Nicole Kidman told us she had a crush on Jimmy Fallon? Same here.
Ellen DeGeneres asked parents to share their messy playrooms on Facebook.
"Don't make fun of me, Hemsworth."
"My mom said to me, 'One day you should settle down and marry a rich man.' I said, 'Mom, I am a rich man.'"
Jessica Simpson Opened Up About That Infamous 2017 "Ellen" Interview And Said It Was A "Weak Moment"
"I can't even watch the interview. I just can't."
"It's a serious commitment when you say you're gonna love someone for better or worse, be faithful...that's huge — am I able to do that?"
Aunt RiRi and Mama Bey!
"Who said Ross? WHO SAID ROSS?"
But she's definitely not thankful she was blackmailed.
It appears Queen Bey, a nominee this year, showed up to support Ellen DeGeneres.
"That's not the truth, Ellen. You were invited." -Dakota Johnson, living legend.
He literally sipped his tea.
Ellen DeGeneres Asked Kim Kardashian How Kourtney Reacted To Kendall Calling Her The "Worst" Kardashian Parent
In a conversation with Ellen DeGeneres, Kim said: "Kendall should've just drank or eaten a tarantula or whatever she had to do."
A decade of glow-ups.
"Actually, that's not true." —Dakota Johnson.
“Actually, no, Ellen, that’s not the truth.”
Some celebrities go back at Ellen.
"Gosh, this isn't going well."
"That'll get my numbers up."
"It was more adorable than anything else."
A LOT of funny things have gone down in the past 10 years.
So many laughs in 10 years!
“I just never thought in my heart that people would look at me, and think, as a black gay man living in America, that I was somehow part of the enemy," Brown told BuzzFeed News.
Jennifer Aniston Just Revealed That The "Friends" Cast Wants A Reunion And Is "Working On Something" Together
"We're working on something." 👀
"How old are we really?"
As illustrated by the A-list stars applauding Ellen DeGeneres’s friendship with George W. Bush and a “beautiful” video of Brandt Jean forgiving his brother’s killer, the most privileged among us too often prioritize positivity over justice.
"...We can't even begin to talk about kindness."
The star of The Good Place has been in a messy Twitter drama involving Ellen DeGeneres and the former Republican president.
Some called her out, some agreed.
Fans Are Calling Out Reese Witherspoon And Kristen Bell For Supporting Ellen DeGeneres In The George W. Bush Mess
"It is a privilege to be able to set aside the real life harm and oppression because it does not affect you, and befriend someone like that."
"I'm friends with George Bush. In fact, I'm friends with a lot of people who don’t share the same beliefs that I have."
Taylor Swift literally FELL on the floor after being scared lol.
"I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch." —Lizzo
Oprah Winfrey Recently Had A Health Scare So Serious, The Doctor Asked For A Hug When She Got The All-Clear
After a trip overseas, Winfrey ended up in the emergency room, where she was diagnosed with pneumonia and advised to see a lung specialist.
Caroline Calloway's Instagram drama, Kristin Cavallari's awkward 9/11 tribute, and more.
“I could get a new car whenever I wanted but that happiness only lasts so long.”
"Do they call you Kylie Billionaire Jenner?"
Ariana Grande or Shawn Mendes?
Laugh out loud!
She's truly one of a kind.
Oh My God, Ellen DeGeneres Revealed She'd Be In Taylor Swift's New Video A Month Ago And We All Missed It
Wow, never felt more dumb.
"We were all so young."
It seems like everyone is down.
Be careful meeting your faves — sometimes they're terrifying!
Prepare to feel ~very~ uncomfortable.
Reese Witherspoon And Ellen DeGeneres Fought Over Who Was Closer To Jennifer Aniston, So Ellen Called Her Live On Air
"I'm actually doing a show right now and this is a really important question."
"We laugh about it now, but that was mouthy."
Baby West is on his way!
"I had the pride flag on my head."
"It does not glamorise the killing. This is an important thing for people to hear."
Scarlett Johansson And Brie Larson Were Shown Tattoos Of Their Faces And I'm Dying At Their Reactions
"That looks like the Bride of Chucky."
"I will never be that person who can nurse a glass of wine throughout an entire evening."
Ellen Mispronounced Comedian Hasan Minhaj's Name, So He Made An Excellent Point About Name Double-Standards
"If you can pronounce Ansel Elgort, you can pronounce Hasan Minhaj."
Bookmark this for the next time you need a good laugh.
"Tomorrow, the country of Brunei will start stoning gay people to death. We need to do something now." —Ellen DeGeneres
“Being Gay Was Never The Hardest Part”: Rosie O’Donnell On Her Show, Her Past, And Her Passion For Barbra Streisand
Rosie talked to Ramin Setoodeh about how she avoided being “a hypocritical fuck” before she came out, living with depression, and why she’ll “never talk to Ellen again.” (An excerpt from Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of “The View”.)
“I didn’t miss the host terribly, to be honest,” said nominee Diane Warren, and she was far from alone. And the shows ratings were also up without a host.
Priyanka Chopra Told Ellen The Genius Way She And Nick Jonas Got To Know Each Other When They Started Dating
"The embarrassing stuff, the horrible things. It was great."
I'm not saying that they're vampires, but I'm also not not saying that.
Sarah Hyland Opened Up About Experiencing Suicidal Thoughts After Her First Kidney Transplant Failed
"I think talking to someone and saying it out loud really puts it into perspective."
After decades trying to convince an anti-gay mainstream that she’s a relatable person — gay, but “just like you” — Ellen ended up in a prison of her own making.
The comedian, who stepped away from hosting the 2019 Oscars after his past anti-gay tweets resurfaced, made another apology to the LGBTQ community on his radio show.
“Walking away right now, that is your choice,” Lemon told viewers. “But many of us really need to keep the conversation going — it’s life or death.”
We don’t expect Ellen to have range on topics like this anymore. But we expect her to know when it’s not her place to protect and support someone who hurt black queer people.
Black Queer People Are Calling Ellen DeGeneres Out For Not Challenging Kevin Hart's Past Anti-Gay Comments
Some critics believe DeGeneres allowed Hart to speak without "taking ownership and actually demonstrating any substantive reflection or apology" for his harmful comments.
Ellen DeGeneres Said Kevin Hart Should Host The Oscars Despite Anti-Gay Tweets And The Internet Has Thoughts
“I believe in forgiveness. I believe in second chances. And I believe in Kevin Hart.”
"I entered a different universe."
DeGeneres’s contract for The Ellen DeGeneres Show is up in the summer of 2020.
Apparently offering a selfie is all you need to get yourself out of trouble. Who knew?!
John Krasinski Had The Most Adorable Reaction To Seeing Emily Blunt As Mary Poppins For The First Time
"Emily was like, 'Do you not like it?'"
Kim Kardashian Explained To Ellen DeGeneres Why She Hired Private Firefighters To Protect Her Home From California Wildfire
"I know that not everyone has this luxury available to them."
"They're what John meant by 'curves and edges.'"
* patiently waits for his reply on all social media platforms *
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