Those little Mastermind pieces: Fucking. Everywhere.
"If you get me a Polly Pocket you can come to my party."
Sure, you remember Mall Madness, the essential slumber party board game, but what about Ask Zandar?
Because you still have the Perfection jingle stuck in your head.
A man who constantly hangs out at the Snack Shop is always a keeper.
Only now can you see how these amusements were actually slightly corrupt.
This is what happens when musical acts like Aqua try to make board games.