And for the record, he and Pac-Man are totally f***ing done professionally.
He was 17 when he played Hot Guy With His Parents' Car in this mega-cool Burger King commercial.
It was all part of a nutritious breakfast.
C'mon, mannnn, just one bite. Welcome to the club of recovering cereal addicts.
Creepy guy with bad hair and a porno stache has a secret ... What CAN it be?