Fifty shades of fashion.
Only half of them were about Jamie Dornan's butt.
There's not quite 50 shades.
"Put the chicken in the fridge."
"I wish J.K. Rowling would Potter fewer."
If you forgot!
"The least feasible aspect of Fifty Shades of Grey is that its male main character is a 27-year-old man who has his life figured out."
Someone I know said there were laser whips in it, and I want to know if it's true.
No more hidden identity.
"My tastes are very singular." — me on biryani.
Ricky Grey will see you now.
Because quotes on movie and TV posters from the critics just won't do.
The sex in Girl on the Train is some of the best I've ever read — and it's barely there.
When it comes to The Donald, fact meets fiction rather quickly...
"I don't know what a ginger root is, but you don't put that in someone else's butt.
Mr. Cullen will see you now.
If E.L James can do it, so can you.
Twitter threw 50 shades of shade at the erotic romance author.
Are you more of an Anastasia Silver or a Christian Charcoal?
La perfection à l'état pur.
"Like poetry of the penis." NSFW language ahead.
All raised in light of the publication of Grey, E.L. James' newest novel.
All correct answers are words spoken by Christian Grey in Grey.
Bondage! Banter! Consent! The global sensation, reimagined.
E. L. James' new book is called Grey. We need to talk about how crazy this book is. NSFW language ahead – including the phrase "music to my dick".
Who is a billionaire at 27??
Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy author E. L. James has written a fourth book, this time from Christian Grey's perspective.
Also, um. Relatable.
Can you tell if these quotes belong in Fifty Shades of Grey or a murder trial?
It's not the Fifty Shades people expected. Pick which item you think matches the bad review. Warning: NSFW.
It's both popular and beloved, a rarity for the franchise.
Mohammad Hossain allegedly used belts to tie a female student's arms and legs to his bed, law enforcement officials told BuzzFeed News.
On a vu le film. On vous raconte l'essentiel.
"I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure..."
#MNL50ShadesOfGrey is Pinoy humor at its finest. H/t Isabelle and Loreen.
Are these terms from Martial Arts or BDSM? See how many you get right!
When you read the books, you realise this guy is kind of a weirdo.
Beneath the BDSM trappings of Fifty Shades lies the fantasy that wealth will set us free. Warning: Spoilers!
They gave us a DIY photo shoot on this #blessed day.
More like "Fifty Shades of Cake."
No. 78: Oh, that's a full bush. Warning: Spoilers ahead, obviously.
"I'll try poop stuff right now." Thank you, Shit Rough Drafts, for dreaming these up.
Yup, even more hilarious than the sex scenes.
"It is quite simply the worst movie I have ever seen."
Their top tip? Don't force it on.
Mr. Gollum will see you now.
For anyone who wants 50 Shades of Grey to be way more porny.
El estreno internacional de la película que está basada en el best seller erótico ha desatado gran expectativa y burlas.
"Mr. Grey will see you now..."