Get these done before you're thirty, flirty, and thriving!
*shivers* I had to pass it on so I could stop thinking about it.
"Five years? I've got about the next two and a half hours planned..."
Hangover in your 20s: Literal death. (No, this is not dramatic. It is death.)
Bedroom: Your sister's room that you could NEVER enter without written and verbal permission.
Going to cut someone if I hear "You're next" one more time.
"Me at 18: i'm gonna move to New York and go on so many dates! Me at 26: if I put my phone in a ziploc bag I can go on Twitter in the shower."
When you're not sure if someone is waving at you but you wave back anyway.
36 is the new 23.
"You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do."
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Being an adult is tough.
"My destiny has no wrinkles in it."
It's a whole new and kinda scary world.
It gets better. (But sometimes worse.)
"I'm an adult. I don't have to think or do anything."
Do you think you know all the answers?
You're in control of your own life, for better or for worse.
How to get away with faking adulthood.
*Gradually becomes a disaster.*
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
"I literally have no idea what I'm doing with my life," said every 20-year-old ever.
Are you a '20s girl in a '00s world?
"How would your friends describe you?"
Where are the mocktails at?
"I think this is a nursing home ID... and I think you know it."
"So you can update your Instagram and Facebook, but won't text me back?"
Walk into the club like, "what up I have to leave I think I just saw my ex".
“You’re basically halfway to 50!”
It's not easy being green, or in your twenties.
It's one hell of a reUNIon.
You'll thank yourself later.
Enlighten the youths on how to spend their barely-there-money.
One man, nine decades...
You're terrible, Muriel.
Must. Remember. To. Buy. Toilet. Paper.
Chris Melberger understands the struggles of modern adulthood.
10pm is waaay past your bedtime.
For those who "woke up like this – flawless."
Because the real world is scary and that degree did not teach us how to be functional adults.
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch.
Bring it on 30!
Desperately in need of an "existential crisis" emoji.
…And this is what 30-year-olds have to say about that!