Remember when the most stressful thing you could do was to hit the internet button on your flip phone?
You were truly warped.
All hail the mighty Lohan, Bynes, and Duff: Goddesses of 2000s style.
Because nobody just wakes up looking perfect for their meet-cute with Freddie Prinze Jr.
Thou shalt honor thy hair straightener and love thy spray tan.
For the love of god, please stop using your dad's necktie as a belt.
It was like everyone was naked without a Kangol.
Everything was so tight...and so pink.