(But, like, wtf do you do with a partridge in a pear tree?!)
They don't want you to have a Merry Christmas.
And not one of them is a partridge in a pear tree... because WTF is that?
Featuring everyone's true love, Nyle DiMarco.
Hopefully not the partridge.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... But which one are you?
On the first day of Christmas, my India gave to me an ancient fucking patriarchy.
Time to test your knowledge of the holiday season's answer to "99 Bottles of Beer."
More like 12 days of NO, THANK YOU.
Ranked from “must-have” to “MUST. HAVE.”
If your true love gave you all this, A) I apologize on behalf of humanity and B) you might want to reconsider your life choices.
Drew Droege returns with his comedic take on what Chloë received for the holidays.
I'm a complete sucker for the Muppets. I love Christmas. I even like Jimmy Fallon. What a great Christmas treat this is! The Muppets and Jimmy Fallon with help from the Roots do the best 12 Days Of Christmas ever.
More Animal please.