Can You Spot The Distinguishing Characteristic Of This Brazilian Drug Trafficker?
How did police in Brazil identify this wanted drug trafficker? Painstaking detective work. Oh, and he was THE GUY WITH TWELVE FINGERS! Six digits on each hand, as seen in this photo. You might say (puts on sunglasses) he was fingered. YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Whiskey In A Can
A 12oz. aluminum can of whiskey is now available in South America, the first time in the history of the spirit that straight whiskey has been distributed in such a way. Because Four Loko is for teetotaling pussies. No word yet if this blindness-in-a-can will be sold on our side of the equator.