Yes, Ryan Gosling has *figuratively* impregnated us all with his PERFECT face and PERFECT body ... BUT NOW ...
Eva Mendes is allegedly pregnant with Ryan's Gosling's baby ...
And the sound of a million breaking hearts were heard all throughout the Internet:
.@RyanGosling say it isn’t so
Tears were shed:
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are apparently having a baby together and my heart and uterus are crying ALL OF THE TEARS.
MANY MANY tears were shed:
Eva Mendes is allegedly pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby, so if you need me, I'll be crying under my desk with a bag of Cheetos.
Gosling-McAdams loyalists blew out the candles they kept lit all these years:
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* RT @BuzzFeed: Eva Mendes Allegedly Pregnant With Ryan Gosling's Baby http://t.co/XGS0c21kX4
The high road was attempted to be taken ...
Eva Mendes is 7 months pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby. Delighted for them!! *bawls*.
Dreams were shattered:
ryan gosling & eva mendes are having a baby. pretty much how rachel mcadams &the rest of the female population feels:
Delusions were created:
Yes, the rumours are true. I am 7 months pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby.
The meaning of life as we know it fell into question:
WHAT IS THIS LIFE?!!!!!!!! “@BuzzFeed: Eva Mendes Allegedly Pregnant With Ryan Gosling's Baby http://t.co/O8INU1L8N3 ”
Heartbreak spread worldwide:
Finding out Ryan Gosling is having a baby with Eva Mendez...
Truths were spoken:
Ryan Gosling is having a baby.... with Eva Mendes. OMG! Their child is going to be the most beautiful spawn on the planet #notfair
Just utter devastation:
If Eva Mendes really is having baby with Ryan Gosling then I wish the world was flat so I could jump off the edge.
Basically...
RIP my heart. Thanks Eva Mendes.
But when you cry yourself to sleep tonight ...
Just know this much:
Don't cry because he's having a baby, smile because now he'll be a DILF.
