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Why Piper Chapman Is Literally The Worst

Orange Is the New Black...more like Piper Is the New Larry. (Warning: spoilers)

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Remember Piper's fiancé Larry? Remember how annoying he was?

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Well, thankfully, he’s not in Season 3. But...

PIPER IS THE NEW LARRY.

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I mean, she wasn't the greatest in the first two seasons either...

But somehow in Season 3 she manages to be even more annoying:

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Like the time she calls herself gangsta:

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But forgets to check her "gangsta" status:

Or when she asks for an INFINITY SYMBOL TATTOO 👀

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...and then ends up tattooing herself!

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AND THIS...HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?!?! 😡

Not to mention she betrays BOTH OF THEM!

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She really does deserve ALL the boos:

Orange Is The New Black should have a laugh track that's just boos whenever Piper comes on.

But to be fair, Piper's illegal dirty prison panty business is the best thing she's done so far the entire series:

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And she is really passionate about it:

So I guess she isn't ALWAYS the worst:

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Never mind, she is the worst:

So might we make this suggestion for Season 4?

OITNB would be perfect if all appearances of Piper were replaced with this

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