1. *crying*
2. *dying*
3. Is this man even human?
4. He invented seXXXXXXXXX
5. FIRE. FIRE. FIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. O.M.LAWD.
7. FUEGO.
8. DOING. PULL. UPS.
*sexual pterodactyl-like sound*
9. HOT SWEATS. HOT SWEATS.
10. * loins basically barbecued at this point *


11. HEART ATTACK.
12. BITING HIS LIPS. OMG.
13. ♪Look what you done started.....♪
14. Goodbye Ovaries.
15. HELLO, 911?
16. Just....
17. DEAD.
18. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end.
