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17 Signs Winter Is Killing You Softly

Stupid "Polar Vortex."

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1. It's freezing outside. And you're pissed!

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2. Nobody wants to get with this ... because you have the flu.

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3. Your heater is now your lover:

4. This is what happens when you leave your warm bed:

5. Your skin is so dry, you are contemplating changing your name to "Ashy Larry":

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6. You look like this every time you step out of your house into the frigid cold:

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7. Could you be wearing anymore clothes?

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8. But no matter how much you layer up, you are still freezing:

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9. Walking is more difficult than you remember:

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10. This is what happens when you try to cross the street:

11. But if you do have to leave your house, it's quite the ordeal:

12. Yet you are still expected to carry on your normal routine:

13. The cold is cramping your style:

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14. And of course this tragedy:

15. Forget Zumba, this is now your exercise routine:

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16. You'll resort to almost anything to generate some warmth:

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17. Stupid Polar Vortex:

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